Friday, January 04, 2008

Chuck Norris Facts

A co-worker forwarded me a link to the Chuck Norris Facts website. Some of my favorite facts about Chuck Norris are:

-If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

I don't know much about this site, or how it came about, but it doesn't matter, because "When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face."

2 comments:

Michael Mortensen said...

Wikipedia has a good article about the whole thing I read a while back: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts

Doug Taylor said...

I use the iGoogle homepage where you can select your own gadgets, and the one I have most prominently displayed is the "Chuck Norris Fact Generator."

Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.

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