A co-worker forwarded me a link to the Chuck Norris Facts website. Some of my favorite facts about Chuck Norris are:
-If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
I don't know much about this site, or how it came about, but it doesn't matter, because "When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face."